Q: Where did you fly to this past Sunday?
Eric: To church
Q: You flew to Tennessee to go to church?
Eric: I guess you could say that.
Q: Why are we ripping up my favorite vintage orange linoleum floor in the kitchen?
Eric: Ah, because it is ugly?
Q: How long were you in Tennessee?
Eric: I would say about 32 hours.
Q: Who flies to Tennessee for 32 hours?
Eric: I guess that would be me.
Q: That’s all you’re going to say about it?
Eric: Oh, yeah… Nothing annoyed me this week!