Q: How good does it feel to be back home tonight?
Eric: ah… very good.
Q: So how was the drive with your parents from North Carolina to Tennessee?
Eric: I enjoyed listening to my mom say how nice the scenery was. But I don’t think Bruce’s GPS was working very well. It took a lot longer to get home!
Q: Did you expect to see so many tomatoes, that I picked, sitting on our table?
Eric: That many big red round ones? No.
Q: Round red ones? What other tomatoes were you expecting?
Eric: I don’t know. I’m just so surprised that our tomato plants produced real, live, healthy, big, red, normal, home-grown tomatoes!
(you are weird.)
Q: What annoyed you this week?
Eric: Well, it’s not really something I was annoyed with but I was sad that you were back home and I was in North Carolina all week without you.
(Okay. I take back my earlier “weird” comment.)