Q: Tell me the truth, how much fun did you have while I was away in NYC?
Eric: I didn’t have any fun. Instead I kept myself busy so it wouldn’t feel like you were gone for so long.
Q: Well, what did you do?
Eric: In between working, I spent all my free time painting the guest lounge room! It took me four days to complete all the walls, doors, trim and other things I found that needed to be fixed. And by the way, I stuck to the swatches you gave me! Just so you know. Actually, I should ask you the same question, “What did you do while you were in New York?”
Q: Hey, I’m the one asking the questions. And I thought I told you everything! What else you want to know?
Eric: I think you should talk about the man from Channel 5 news that was in New York to accept the Peabody Award and he was hitting on your sister despite being married and you went over to where he was sitting and you pretty much said to him “I don’t like you.” And took your sister’s hand and left!
Well, I don’t think I need to say anything since you summed it up pretty well.
Q: My mother called earlier to ask where Five Questions was and she also requested that, and I quote, “Could you try and make this week’s questions funny?” Do you think my mother doesn’t find us entertaining?
Eric: Uh, Yeah! I think many people don’t find us entertaining. I mean, it’s Friday night and we are watching a Shark Tank re-run. Don’t kid yourself. We are boring!
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: The dogs. They aggravated me royally this week. That’s all I’m going to say.
I guess that’s a good idea because it sounds like they got into some trouble and I don’t want to know!