Q: Our poor frigid bottle tree. Should we bring in the bottles to warm them up?
Eric: What? No! You crazy? This has to be a joke question.
Q: How do you feel after receiving your first ever AARP membership request?
Eric: Oh Jeez… And, ah… Old. Next Question.
Q: Did you come up with a name for my special Saturday Night art sharing thingy?
Eric: Yeah I did. I gave it to you, remember? Saturday Night Special.
(yeah, I scratched that off my list)
Q: I am so bummed out about Wilfork being dropped yesterday from the Patriots. Why did they do that and who could possibly replace that physique of his?
Eric: I have an answer but it’s not very entertaining. And, nobody cares about this question except for you. I don’t think anybody who reads this knows who Wilfork is… except for your brother. But the reason is to make money available to sign on, most likely, Darrel Revis.
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: My annoying dog Jaxson who has been harassing our neighbor’s dog when she’s trying to get her pet back in the house so she can get to work on time.