Five Questions Friday: Lifetime

Q: I have to admit, you did such a good job washing Jaxson. What does it feel like to have such a clean and less stinky dog?
Ah, it is very refreshing.

Q: Speaking of the less-stinky Jaxson… what is up with him? Yesterday he jumped through the open door of the Fed Ex truck as he was making his way up our driveway. It was like FedEx was delivering our dog to us. Weren’t you embarrassed? 
Eric: No. The way I see it he was doing us a favor. He prevented the driver from running him over. So he did a good thing.

Q: Because of your ‘aggravation’ answer last week, I stated I would ask you extra long questions this week. So here’s one, and be specific. What did you do all day today starting from the time you got up to right now? And don’t skip any details.
Eric: What? No way. And I can’t answer that question on account that it might incriminate me.

I got up and saw it was still raining. Made some coffee. Turned on the news and then read the newspaper. Checked out my fantasy football team. Waited for you to wake up. Then brought you breakfast in bed (Yes, that was nice. Now keep going…)

More? I got the mail.  Checked the weather online to see when this rain would ever stop. Made some molds. That’s just about it.

Q: You skipped something. What about the movie you had on initially in the house and then continued watching it in your workshop? Tell us about that!
Eric: What? That movie? That’s one of the things I was talking about that would incriminate me. All I’m going to say is that it was on one of those women networks.
(I’ll expose him… He was watching Lifetime Movie Network!)

Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: Ah, all this rain. It is very aggravating. And Jaxson whining because he’s depressed from all this rain too!

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