Me: Which would you rather have, 1 million dollars or me?
Me: 10 million dollars?
(editor’s note, I’m seriously doubting his intelligence)
Me: Do you think butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Eric: What kind of question is that? Uh… no.
Me: Apple Juice or Orange Juice?
Eric: Apple Juice
Me: When was the last time you were pulled over by the cops?
Eric: Years ago.
Me: If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?
Eric: Crying and watching the Hallmark Channel.
Peanut M&M’s. They are evil! Why I buy them, I do not know. Well, I do know because RiteAid was doing a special and I bought two of the big-gluttonous-calorie-busting-bags for 4 bucks. How could I resist? And they’re red and green — so festive. But see this bowl? It was overflowing-full. When I took this pic, I said I was done. But there was 13 left. I cannot leave 13 in the bowl, that is bad luck! So I ate three and left it at 10 (okay, that was a lie. I left 5.)
Eric will be teaching a one-day class near The Villages in Florida. He taught the same class last year and it was a great start to the new year! If you’re a snowbird in the area and want to make one of the baskets featured below, drop me a note!