Q: I love the little doodle you did of Jackson on our vintage school chalkboard. Why does it look like there’s two eyes on his butt?
Eric: Those are his two little swirly squiggle fur circles where his legs meet his butt. It’s like canine dimples.
Q: So wasn’t that chalkboard a great find? Aren’t you glad I spotted it?
Eric: Ahh, I guess yeah because I think it’s cool. Reminds me of high school. We have the real deal. And the chalk goes on like butter. Not like our chalkboard wall we did in the kitchen.
Q: If we were to dress up this Halloween, what would you be?
Eric: Uhm… I had an answer to that once but I’ve forgotten.
Well pick something else then. If we had to decide now, what would you dress up as?
I’d go as our fantasy football league mascot, Sister Gaga
Q: How about me?
Eric: How about Tom Brady? No, I’m kidding. I’d suggest you dress as Maryann from Gilligan’s Island. I always had a crush on her. Who can forget her little short-shorts.
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: That guy who called me at 8:00 o’ clock in the morning who said he was from the woodworking company (the one I just placed an order with the day before) and that my credit card didn’t go through so he needed my number again. I hung up on him. And then called that company to tell them what happened. They thanked me and said they had a good idea who this person was because it happened to them before. That whole thing aggravated me.
