Q: To piggyback off of your questions to me last week, how does it feel to be married to the “2015 Lime Grove Shuffleboard Champion”?
Eric: Uhm… fantastic! It’s about time you won! And I’m happy to see the Talbot Cup back in my house.
Q: And to continue with referencing last week’s questions that you asked me… I’m going to ask you one of the same questions… Did you ever think you would own a dog that you would have sleep in our bed?
Eric: I don’t like this question because it will only make me look bad either way. But initially, I was very happy that when we got married, your dog Chance never even thought about jumping up in the bed. He never tried. And I liked that. And I never thought that I would ever let a dog jump up in the bed I sleep in. Until now. Honestly, how can you say “no” to that face of Jaxson’s? How can you?
Q: Oh, I have no problem with saying “no.” Just like how you had no problem saying “no” to Chance when you wouldn’t even allow him in the front portion of the van! He was always relegated to the extreme back during our long roadtrips… sometimes sweltering back there. Until Jaxson came along. They now have free reign. Oh, no wait… I mean Jaxson has free reign. You let him sit up in the passenger’s seat! What’s up with that?
Eric: There is no way I can come out clean answering this question. But all I’m going to say is that when I return home from doing errands, you always have a smile on your face when you come outside and say “Jaxson looks so cute sitting in the front seat next to you… just like you’re both a little couple.” So I wouldn’t want to take away your happiness.
Q: Oh please. I guess I’ll get off that topic. So do you think Jaxson really hopped into the UPS truck today? I really did not see him run down the driveway at all. He just dissappeared!
Eric: I’m going to say “no.” But I can see how it could happen since he hops in the truck everytime the guy makes a delivery to our house. But he always comes back out. So no, I don’t think he hopped in. He just ran down the driveway and you just didn’t see him. But there is always the possibility….. maybe.
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: This whole Deflate-Gate with the Patriots! I can’t stand that new term, the “Deflateriots!”