Q: I dare ask, but what were you mumbling about the other day with the name “Ropes of Drool?”
Eric: You know what, I don’t want that brought up. It involved my dog and a good name for a band. Let’s leave it at that.
(Okay… you get a pass…)
Q: Speaking of your dog…Jaxson… weren’t you embarrassed when a car broke down on the side of the road at the end of our driveway and your dog went over and lifted his leg and peed for a long time on their front tire?
Eric: (laughing out loud) Uhm, maybe a little bit but I found it more funny than embarrassing.
Q: Now tell me again why we need an alarm sensor installed in our mailbox?
Eric: Oh yeah. That’s perfectly logical. Because you always ask me, “Did the mail come yet?” And I don’t have my eyes fixed on our mailbox 24/7. But if we had an alarm, then I would be alerted the second our mail person opened up the mailbox. I think it’s a perfectly legitimate purchase.
(Uhm, No.)
Q: So what do you think about my new (used) 27″ iMac?
Eric: What do I think about it? I think it’s pretty sweet. And it’s about time you replaced that old desktop that hasn’t worked in years and leaving you confined to working on the laptop all the time. You deserve a new desktop… and I’m even more happy that you found a deal on a used one. Couldn’t be prouder.
(Okay… I’m sensing a personal agenda or angle here with those comments…)
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: Uhm the fact that you still haven’t changed that ad on your blog stating we have 4 spots open when there is only one spot left and I will continue to use this answer as my “what aggravated me this week question” until you change it. I guess I come in last after your clients, your pebble mosaic, your “stick installation fencing” and my mother’s website.
Oooh… that is sooooo tempting!