Q: Why is it you always stand on the top rung of a ladder when you aren’t supposed to?
Eric: One, that isn’t me on the top rung it’s the second from the top. Two, I’m risking my life to hang one of your beautiful paintings.
Q: I disagree. You are on the last rung before you get to the top. That is not a rung, in my opinion. Besides, whatever rung you are on, there clearly is a label that says “DANGER” and “DO NOT STAND.” See my photographic evidence below….
Do I need to have your mother call to reprimand you?
Eric: Stop following me around with that camera!
(btw, nice socks-with-Keen-sandals action going on. Totally not the proper footwear for climbing a ladder.)
Q: I’ve gotten several emails about your so-called “mr. basketmaker’s docu-mendation” post we talked about last Friday. When will you be posting your first installment?
Eric: Wow, didn’t know it would be that popular. Guess I need to send it to you. I already have a few in mind.
Q: Are you excited to take charge of tomorrow’s Saturday Night Art Walk?
Eric: Oh no, did I say that? Guess I did.
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: Not having a twelve-foot step ladder.
(We need to get one. We really do.)
