Q: If they were to name a sandwich after you, what would be the name and what ingredients?
Eric: I would call it the “McSoHo HOT stuff.” It would have a grilled chicken breast smothered with BBQ sauce piled with lettuce, my home-grown tomatoes and banana peppers with a splash of cole slaw on top.
Q: Do you want to take back your “what aggravated you” answer from last week? We ended up watching several hours of programming on that very station. So you must not ‘really’ be aggravated by it still, are you?
Eric: No, I have given it a chance and it is still sh*t. A couple of good moments but overall it is still sh*t. I would take back the H2 channel anyday.
Q: Was there something you always wanted when you were a teenager and did you ever get it?
Eric: Ya, a HOT girlfriend and “no.”
Q: How am I supposed to return the dog toy that your Jaxson stole from the neighbor’s yard now that he ripped it apart and took out all the stuffing? That’s the fourth toy he took!
Eric: If I were you I would just hope they never figure it out.
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: That I didn’t have a HOT girlfriend when I was a teenager.
(Hey, better late than never, right?)
PS. I hope that my first Docu-Mendation will be this Saturday if Lynne allows.
