Q: How much are you loving our new Fairy Godmother “Mona” ornament your mom got us?
Eric: Are you showing a pic? because Mona is very well-endowed.
That’s all you have to say? Did you know she’s the godmother of love and passion? I didn’t know that they had “themes” when I picked it out. I would’ve looked for the one that said “Money.” Sorry…
No. The only Mona I know was Ross’ girlfriend on Friends.
Q: For my pottery class tomorrow, can I use your Tool Tote Basket for my jars of clay tools?
Eric: Sure, I always encourage people to use my baskets to the shagrin of many of my students that put their baskets on shelves.
Q: What a long and busy day, at least for me. What did you do today?
Eric: I played with the cat.
So a typical day for you.
Q: I got an email from Karen about an hour ago reminding me of an email she sent me back in 2004. And in it she was inviting me over for dinner… they were making roasted chicken and potatoes. And she finished it with saying they are eating the same thing tonight! Isn’t it weird that YOU are making roasted chicken and potatoes tonight as well? Did you two talk?
Eric: For one, we both know Eric cooked the dinner so shouldn’t you be asking if I had talked to Eric?
Oh yeah, you’re right.
Q: What aggravated you this week?
Eric: Jaxson now figuring out that my wife will allow him on the living room couch.
Hey! I only did that because when you were gone to Michigan he whined for days non-stop! It was the only thing that pacified him. Now I can’t get him off. You will have to fix that.
Ha Ha Ha! Basketmaker Eric is correct! Eric, the sherpa, cooked the 2004 meal and tonight’s meal. K
That is so weird. And Eric only cooks this maybe once every few months?