Eric Answers Five Questions Friday

We just got a snowstorm yesterday. How come the driveway is still full of snow?
Eric: Because the weatherman said it was going to snow all day.

But it did snow all day.
Eric: Next Question.
(editor’s note: Sounds like question-dodging to me since his answer makes no sense.)

What did you think about the girls on Survivor?
Eric: Not too bright. Big mistake dumping the older, stronger and the smartest one on last week’s show.

Do you think Kermit does have feelings for Miss Piggy?
Eric: No. I think Kermit is gay. She’ll be chasing him a long time.

Ginger or Mary Ann?
Eric: Since you remind me of Mary Ann, I will say her.

Awww… so sweet. When are you going to be shoveling the driveway?
Eric: I’m not shoveling. I’m snowblowing. Don’t you have work to do today? 

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