Q: So what do you think of our first FALL in Tennessee?
Eric: I really do enjoy it. I’m getting out in the ‘yaarrd’ and getting things taken care of for our first spring here.
Q: Can you believe it’s already Friday? Why do the weeks go by so fast? I feel like I hardly do anything?
Eric: Time does go by fast when you’re busy and having fun. It might seem that you don’t do anything because you never leave the property. I asked you that we go to Applebee’s for the half-priced apps but you said it wasn’t in the budget.
(I can’t help it. I’d much rather stay home, here with you! And the eating-out budget went to your new phone!)
Q: Why do you keep telling me my team has no chance at the Playoffs but my brother keeps saying that I do?
Eric: Because, I wanted to pilfer your team of its good players. Welcome AJ Green to the Tennessee Tuxedos!
Q: I’d like to welcome you to the the 21st Century with a new phone that TEXTS! How do you like texting? Wasn’t it more convenient today when I texted you to buy club soda instead of calling you?
Eric: No. Remember you also said I should start tweeting. Well I did and it’s a good thing no one knows my handle. As far as the texting goes now my phone doesn’t stop beeping. By the way I still forgot your club soda. Who drinks club soda anyway? I’ll tell you who – “Old People”!
Q: What annoyed you this week?
Eric: This is easy. The ever-starting-earlier-every-year, start to the made-for-tv Christmas movies that you are watching. I don’t know which is worse — that or the endless crime documentaries.
I’m old and I don’t drink club soda!
One – you are not old. Two – Eric doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
So you mean I don’t have to contact Lynne when I need to speak to Eric? Sweet! So now how do I get Eric’s phone number…
Ha! I’m not sure he’s ready to hand out his number… I think he’s going at a slow pace… only me, my brother and a couple others have his number… LOL!
OMG… I’m one of the select few on Eric’s cell phone? Please take me off!! Let one of his adoring fans be included… Heck I only talk to Eric cause my mother pays me to be nice to him!
Yeah Right… I hear you text him more!