Me: Which would you rather have, 1 million dollars or me?
Me: 10 million dollars?
(editor’s note, I’m seriously doubting his intelligence)
Me: Do you think butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Eric: What kind of question is that? Uh… no.
Me: Apple Juice or Orange Juice?
Eric: Apple Juice
Me: When was the last time you were pulled over by the cops?
Eric: Years ago.
Me: If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?
Eric: Crying and watching the Hallmark Channel.